Dinosaur cruelty

Not sure how the T-Rex would have got the glasses on his head in the first place but there's no way he's gunna be able to reach them with those stubby little arms.

What came first?

A grumpy triceratops voices his opinion on this age old debate.

The horrors left behind in the sink

Just wanted to share the horrible view left in the sink after I shave. Enjoy.

Reindeers aren't just for Christmas

The festive season is approaching rapidly and I wanted to say a little something about knit wear. Christmas jumpers are a beautiful thing, with bold clashes of colour and mind boggling patterns, they're a treat for the eyes. Although it might be called a Christmas jumper that doesn't mean you should leave it gathering dust in the back of your wardrobe for 11 months of the year, we all know how unpredictable British weather is so why not crack out the knit wear in July, its practical and beautiful. Be kind to your jumpers let them experience more than just December.    

The relationship between Salt and Pepper

Imagine if you will an argument between a salt and pepper shaker, and in the heat of the moment Salt says something that cuts Pepper deeply.

Red Bull

There's a chemical in Red Bull called taurine which can be found in the testicles of bulls. Hope this doesn't put you off drinking it.

Taking sweets from strangers

The real reason you shouldn't be taking sweets from strangers.

Don't run with scissors...

A very late and rushed thought for this week but hopefully no less amusing because of this.

Two wrongs

Can't argue with logic like that.

When life gives you lemons

A little something I made for all you pessimists.